Ashley Dupre to Join GameHounds Staff

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1 Apr 2008

We’ve been keeping this a bit of a secret because we weren’t sure it would actually happen.

But as of today, we are pleased to announce that Ashley Alexandra Dupre, New York’s best-known ex-prostitute and Girls Gone Wild poster gal, has agreed to join GameHounds as a Nintendo gaming expert.

Ashley joins GameHounds

We all know her for her more-publicized talents, but few recognize her as an expert in the Wii gaming console. Her prowess with the Wii controller helped her develop skills she later used during her lucrataive and illustrious career and gain popularity with a host of happy clients (numbered 1 through 30-ish).

“I believe women are an under-represented voice in the console gaming world,” Dupre said at her GameHounds debut event, held initially at Tavern on the Green and later continuted at Hooters Times Square. “I have shown that skills a woman learns with the Wii can be applied directly to real-life conditions. Not only is the Wii a great training tool for young women, it’s a lot of fun!”

Dupre’s enthusiasm for gaming goes beyond just mastering the handling and control of the Wii stick, as she’s modded her controller with a number of new features, including a “vibrate” option, a “saliva-proof” cover, and a little known but always useful “beat the money out of a stingy john” wrist tether — a vast improvment on the stock tether that comes with the game.

Please take the time to welcome Ashley to our fold, and enjoy the rest of the day.

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5 Responses to Ashley Dupre to Join GameHounds Staff

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Funkyboss

April 1st, 2008 at 11:29 am

HAHA Nice April fools joke! Now where’s the podcast? :P

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Clever Doug

April 1st, 2008 at 1:09 pm

She should add some sort of ejaculate device to the end of her Wiimote so that she can receive a “warm & tasty” reward every time she completes an in-game task.

It could be Nintendo’s version of an achievement designed specifically for whores who feel a sense of accomplishment every time they swallow some steamy man relish.

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PimpMethod

April 1st, 2008 at 3:29 pm

This is the best april fools joke ever!

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Desz

April 1st, 2008 at 3:52 pm

Looks more like Pete Burns in his prime.

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mik

April 1st, 2008 at 5:26 pm

I have an extra bed in my room at PAX–and a jar of anti-bacterial hand sanitizer that I’m prepared to use in lieu of lube.

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