GameHounds Episode 10: Estrogen and Alcohol
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1 Apr 2008This episode of GameHounds, Episode 10, comes with a disclaimer. GamerEdie and her guest co-host, Elaine from 360Arcadians Podcast, start drinking at the beginning of the episode. By the end, they had both consumed a vast quantity of alcohol and become complete tards. Well, not so much Elaine, but Edie gets sloppy and starts making no sense whatsoever.
When they do get on topics, here’s what they slur their words about:
- Achievement: Relocked! Cheaters lose their gamerscores, no appeals!
- Morgan Webb has betrayed us and needs to fucking sufficate on her own tits.
- UK shrink issues report opining games should carry warnings like cigarettes so that parents can take better care in what games they give their children. And a Brit newspaper whores for interviews of people “turned to crime by video games.” Lord, you people need to suck it hard, now.
- Sluring, rambling, more slurring.
- Rockstar announces “Rockstar Social Club” and GTA IV achievements leaked? If true, it just shows how much more awesomist this game will be.
- Another glass of wine poured. Badly.
- Prototype will have no mulitplayer upon release and Grand Toursimo 5 Prologue has no voice chat (yeah, I know, we said multiplayer in the podcast. We meant voice chat. Hey, we were drunk by that point). Why are you even releasing it then? How stupid do we look?
- Madden 09 will be Madden-free? Does that really matter to you?
- Head Coach 09 will be released only with the collector’s edition of Madden 09? Is this really a good idea?
- Alcohol-induced amnesia and running off at the mouth commences.
- Another rum-and-Coke consumed.
- NASDAQ Stock Exchange warns Atari that it must prove its value or face delisting from the exchange. Bad news for Phil. Worse news for two drunk people trying to pronounce “NASDAQ Stock Exchange.”
- Much more significant slurring of words and even less coherent rambles.
Feedback and comments appreciated. You know what to do.
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7 Responses to GameHounds Episode 10: Estrogen and Alcohol
Maj Malfunction
April 2nd, 2008 at 4:45 am
Funny thing about the Madden being Madden free being a news item.
Madden has not been the voice announcer for any of the past 3 games on the 360 or on the PS3 version last year.
So that news is 3 years old to me. LOL.
Maj Malfunction
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:27 am
Honestly, it was a good show. The drunken rambling really was not nearly as bad as I had expected based on the intro.
Best quote for the episode was “I gotta Pee”.
HeartbreakRidge
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:37 am
The only thing scarier than drunk guys is drunk gals, let’s see if my prediction holds up after I give it a listen.
Goon360
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:44 am
Ever hear of Custers Revenge edie? That’s the only porn related game from the 80’s I recall.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwdz7EEy36k
GamerEdie
April 2nd, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Edie here.
Okay, so to answer some questions from here:
First, I’ve never had to do it before, but I was so hammered I had to remove and re-record the close of the show. I was unable to form words at that point, so that’s why it’s not so bad. Pretty much, you can tell I was slurring by the end, and that’s the real deal.
Second, oh yes I remember Custer’s Revenge. But even beyond that point, there were interactive DVDs published by pornographers as late as the early 90s. Those weren’t games so much as interactive porn. That’s what makes them distinctly different from Custer’s Revenge, which was a game with a rape scene (like Phantasmagoria was). Either way, that’s gone, and I’m not exactly sure why. I think there’s a gaping space in the market for AO-rated games, mostly because legitimate developers won’t touch that rating, and the only people who will are pornographers, who — let’s face it — can’t put out a decent AO game if their lives depended on it.
Maj Malfunction
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:52 pm
There was more than just Custer’s Revenge for the 2600. There was:
Beat Em and Eat Em/Philly Flasher
Bachelor Party/Bachelorette Party
Burning Desire/Jungle Fever
Cathouse Blues / Gigolo
possibly others…
I played some on the Amiga as well back in the day:
“Sex Vixens from Space” was one I remembered.
Slymanx
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:03 pm
It was Mega64 that did that video Edie. I showed it to ya.
(well, I showed the Rainbow Six ones, but that’s how you found katamari)