In: Uncategorized by Edie Sellers
27 May 2008
GameHounds t-shirts have reportedly started to make their exodus from California and are spreading like kudzu across the planet.
These high-quality shirts, only recently borne to this world in a little town in the San Francisco Bay Area, have already made their way across oceans and onto at least two contients.
Says Ohio resident Thomas Baxter, “I can’t believe it’s really here.” Baxter awoke one morning last weekend to find his chest and upper arms draped in the soft smoke-colored preshrunk jersey cotton adorned with metalic silver lettering.
Shortly after discovering the t-shirt attached to his chest, he instinctively grabbed his iPod and began listening to Episode 17 of GameHounds Podcast. In addition, the uncontrollable need to play Xbox became so intense, his eyes turned red.
“I just can’t stop. Everytime I wear this amazing t-shirt, I can’t stop gaming, and I can’t stop listening to GameHounds. But, then again, why would I ever want to?” Baxter said.
In addition, since donning the shirt, Baxter reports his manhood has grown a whopping seven inches and Victoria’s Secret model Giselle Bundchen keeps calling him to ask for a date.
Here’s how to order your own GameHounds t-shirt via credit card or PayPal account:
6 Responses to GameHounds T-Shirt Spotted in Wild
mike
May 27th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Please fix the dam podcast rss feed.
HeartbreakRidge
May 28th, 2008 at 9:24 am
I wore mine to the Y and listened to Ep 17 whilst sweating over a stationary bike and some weights, but since that doesn’t make for a pretty picture, I didn’t take one.
The Wife sez that “I pwn noobs” is priceless.
mike
May 28th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Look it says “dam podcast rss feed”
Not “dam rss feed” like in the post about me.
So who is the “retard”.
At least I can quote word for word.
Mike
HeartbreakRidge
May 28th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Mike, are you really this rude in person, or were you raised by wolves?
x Joelene x
May 28th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Is there no medium size? Would like to get one for Fran the man but not sure about Large…although American sizes are different so maybe that would do…HELP! Also I would love one in a girly T but thats not there either
mike
May 30th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
HeartbreakRidge
May 28th, 2008 at 5:03 pm Mike, are you really this rude in person, or were you raised by wolves?
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I’m not the one that was rude.
I want the site to grow.
And have asked over the last few month to fix the feed.
Then I was referd to as a “retard”.
I just responded the same way.