Now that we can return to our non-partisan bliss… Please don’t forget to vote today. And to remind you, I offer this weekend’s Candorville cartoon strip. Vote for someone, or the Fritz Golem will vote FOR you.

Happy Halloween, guys. We don’t give a fuck. And you shouldn’t either.

This is totally off-topic, but it made my day: You all know the things I obviously face with my job as a baggage handler: Heavy lifting, working in cramped spaces, and dealing with cranky customers. You all have learned about the less-than-obvious responsiblities: Dumping raw human sewage, being on bloody-tampon-and-poopy-diaper duty (aka: taking out the [...]

From Gamespot’s review of Fallout 3: It’s a shame, in light of these impressive design elements, that the PlayStation 3 version is shockingly inferior to the others from a technical perspective. Although the Xbox 360 and PC versions display the occasional visual oddity and bland texture, these nitpicks are easy to overlook. Sadly, the jagged [...]

If you’ve been dithering about buying an Xbox 360 (or a second one after a RROD), there’s a deal you should be aware of before you run out to your local brick-and-morter retailer. Dell is offering a huge coupon discount on Xboxes until this Monday. With the coupon, the already-dirt-cheap console prices have been dropped [...]

We’ve promised a million times. Now, we’ve delivered. GameHounds Store now has custom ringtones for your cel phone. We offer a choice of two ringtones: The infamous “Fuck Carmen” obscenity montage and Cooper Hawkes’ original work, “It’s Skullfucking Time in Seattle.” Both are free of charge to you GameHounds fans. To get either or both, [...]